Secret Asian Man letra

There's a man who lives a life of danger
He travels in our midst, but he's a stranger
Los Alamos beware
It's not the Russian bear
Odds are he was sent from Mainland China

Now they have technologies to start with
Things that we would never dare to part with
He grabbed our warhead tricks
With secret spy chopsticks
Then he sent them back to Mainland China

Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
A Chinese Austin Powers
On a mission from Chairman Mao

Unless every American does his part
They'll steal our Cheetos, Birkenstocks and Wal-Marts
And it won't be very long
'Till the pirate version of this song
Tops the radio charts in Mainland China

Sung by
Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
A Chinese Austin Powers
On a mission from Chairman Mao
A Chinese Austin Powers
On a mission from Chairman Mao

Da Vinci's Notebook - Letras

• Ally McBeal
• Another Irish Drinking Song
• Baby Please
• Enema Countdown
• Enormous Penis
• Face Like Billy Joel
• Fish Sticks
• Heather Graham
• Hot Soup
• I Wish I Were
• I Wrote This Song
• Internet Porn
• Kingdom in the Sky
• Liposuction
• Me Pants Fall Down
• Road Rage
• Saggy Diaper Blues
• Seaside Lament (Sand)
• Secret Asian Man
• Secret Asian Man
• The Big Chair
• The Gates
• Title of the Song
• Window-Washing Cowboy